"The Want Ads"

FOR SALE: Two lovely children that you're sure to adore ~

Fun loving and energetic (loud, quite frankly)

Sure to eat you out of the home

Always compliant and obedient

Smart and creative

Loves to tell you how much you're loved and appreciated thru love notes and sometimes good deeds (but really sees you as nothing more than a maid)

And, by the way, you'll need to keep your camera in a nice little hiding place, or you could open it up to something that looks a little like this ~



Oh, yeah, and they're good at brushing their teeth too.

Any takers ??